congratulations to you, knoxville, you sneaky little perverts. and while knoxville may be the most romantic city around here, dalkeith, scotland, in an effort to get people to come to the public library is offering a free pole dancing class. that's the library. [ applause ] give it up for -- shh -- we're reading. this is part of a celebration called love your library day. i think this is going to make people love their library a little bit too much. as long as people aren't reading, i'm good with it. meanwhile, on sunday, here in los angeles, the 55th annual grammy awards. a website got their hands on what is apparently a warning from the network censors at cbs. cbs broadcasts the show and they're telling grammy attendees to -- well, here's the thing. please make sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. please avoid exposing bare fleshy -- and please avoid sheer, see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. female breast nipples are the worst. [ laughter ] so great. i guess we know now not to watch t